So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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