I must be too annoying 4 u.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
literally had 100 drinks last night.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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