Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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