More tranny stories later!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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