fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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