Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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