plz talk dirty to me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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