I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We need to get me chipped asap
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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