Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
