Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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