is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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