We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
