We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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