I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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