I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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