I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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