We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
