Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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