Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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