did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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