yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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