I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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