So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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