Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I wear drunk well.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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