Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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