Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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