was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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