So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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