Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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