You made me cry and you don't even care
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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