What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and she was petting her beer can
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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