If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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