whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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