Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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