I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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