Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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