someone owes me an orgasm
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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