Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
