You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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