THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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