Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
soo... how was my night?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
