This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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