Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
