Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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