in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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