it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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