if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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