I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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