Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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