I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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