I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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