you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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