haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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