honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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