Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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