i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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