Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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