No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
